22.) Wild Life

For some mysterious reason, Blue Planet never did a segment on the wildlife of NYC. We have such an amazing, diverse ecosystem of wildlife, it's a crime no one's explored this vast and dynamic ecological community.

Here is a breakdown of the 4 major wildlife groups:
1.) Cockroaches: These amazing creatures are virtually unkillable (not a real word, but most fitting). I once had a cockroach stuck on a glue trap that didn't die for over a week. It probably could have lived longer, but I crushed it with a napkin. Mostly found in kitchens and bathrooms, not even the cockroach-designed Raid makes so much as a dent in their population. Such resilience!
2.) Rats/Mice: The great NYC mammals. These cute, cuddly little creatures are a wonderful find in trash bins and subways throughout the city. Not only do they carry disease and shit on everything, they also chew on virtually everything. They tend to avoid humans, so catching and petting them is a rare, but exhilarating experience.
 3.) Bed Bugs:  These barely visible little fellas are just such a delight for anyone looking to be a social pariah at work, or with friends and family. They also make wonderful cuddle-buddies for those whom prefer not to sleep alone. If you're not a fan of these tiny parasites, they can be easily eradicated by throwing out everything you own.
4.) Pigeons: The majestic New York wildfowl! Known for their incredible ability to shit on people and eat pieces of bread thrown at them, pigeons are the Bald Eagle of New York City. For the avid bird-watcher, get your binoculars ready anytime you find yourself near a power-line or building with protruding edges.

Consider yourself educated!

By Joe Lankheet