43.) Fleet Week

Fleet Week, a magical week in late May when every girl and gay man with a uniform fetish gets to enjoy the city suddenly crawling with Marines, Sailors, and Coast Guard... people. A military tradition since 1935, military ships stationed overseas come to NY, dock, and allow a bunch of horny, young men (and women) to roam our fine city.

Why is this interesting? Because in NYC, it's like Halloween, but sluttier. The gays and gals of New York allow themselves this one week to having meaningless sex with random members of our fine military, with seemingly little remorse. They "claim" they just like getting free drinks from lonely sailors, and "talking" because New York men "lack chivalry," but we all know what you're up to. It's like a straight man saying he goes to a strip club just because strippers are superior conversationalists to average women.

Anyways, when you decide to get off your thrown of lies, come to NYC and enjoy spending some quality time with the best the U.S. Military has to offer.

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Written By Joe Lankheet
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