Someday, if you're lucky, you'll have the pleasure of sitting next to someone on the subway that's in the process of falling asleep, their head slowly falling to the side. Usually, their body subconsciously wakes them before landing their head squarely on your shoulder. To be honest, it's not that much of a pleasure, and more of one the most irritating experiences ever. Yes, they usually never even touch you, but they came very close, like the world's most frustrating game of "I'm Not Touching You, Can't Get Mad."
This leaves you with 3 options: move to another seat, just sit there and silently hate them, or wake them up. The first 2 would be my suggestion. Usually waking the person up results in them blankly staring at you like you're the asshole. Nobody wins...
By Joe Lankheet
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